sometimes it's hard to be funny

in honor of our upcoming bad poetry, bad music event (thursday night, 7.00, dewey lounge, be there), here's a lab cat challenge:

write a wonderfully bad poem. comedy's always hard to put into written words, without expressions or hand gestures. so i find that saying out loud the jokes you want to make helps start the wheels moving. if you come up with anything, email us! i'll post it! and you can be i'll be subjecting you to some of my bad poetry beauties very, very soon.